Can Everton Jones find out how his father stole Emperor Bokassa’s diamonds and, more importantly, where he hid them; before the world and his brother get there first?
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Tuesday, 3 May 2011

OMG

Anyone who ever said "texic" was a harmless addiction of empty-headed teenagers was wrong. One of those children seemingly incapable of texting in proper English has evidently grown up and opened this shop in Harrow. I may as well say it myself, like OMG it's like uuuhhhh seriously like OMG I mean (makes meaningless hand gesture). And people actually talk this way as well. It comes to a sorry state of affairs when today's children are reduced to mime to express themselves when there is one of the world's most subtle of languages at their disposal. Bah humbug!

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